Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

From the AIM room “one oh six west orgy”:

Will (2:32:25 AM): i'm obsessed with doing it but i can't get none
Jessica (2:32:26 AM): when did he do that?
Jessica (2:32:30 AM): aww
Will (2:32:39 AM): i will die a virgin
Sam (2:32:54 AM): i'll make you a promise will
me (2:32:54 AM): we are all
Jessica (2:33:02 AM): man, that's gonna suck
Sam (2:33:02 AM): if you're about to die
me (2:33:02 AM): as far as I know, anyway
Sam (2:33:08 AM): and you still have not gotten laid...
Sam (2:33:33 AM): then i promise that we can do it
Shawn (2:33:36 AM): hahaha
Will (2:33:42 AM): wow
Sam (2:33:43 AM): but ONLY if you're about to die
Will (2:33:45 AM): ok
Will (2:33:47 AM): sam....
Shawn (2:33:48 AM): hahahaha
Will (2:33:50 AM): i have a tumor
Will (2:33:59 AM): i'm gonna die at about oh....3 tommorow
Sam (2:34:04 AM): haha! you lie!
Shawn (2:34:05 AM): hahahahahaha
Jessica (2:34:09 AM): hahahaha
me (2:34:18 AM): HAHAHAHA
Will (2:34:32 AM): yes, the brizzoach may be tired, but he can still make a funny
Will (2:35:08 AM): man, it's gonna suck
Shawn (2:35:09 AM): that was great
Sam (2:35:15 AM): what will?
Will (2:35:16 AM): i'm gonna be some bum, and you're gonna be all famous and shit
Sam (2:35:22 AM): who?
Will (2:35:23 AM): and then i'm gonna be dying
Will (2:35:26 AM): and your gonna have to do me
Jessica (2:35:35 AM): OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Will (2:35:37 AM): you will regret this night
Sam (2:35:55 AM): you better save this convo then!
me (2:35:55 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shawn (2:36:05 AM): hahaha
Sam (2:36:11 AM): i'm literally laughing out loud!
Jessica (2:36:14 AM): OMG!! That's just great
Will (2:36:23 AM): i'm gonna call you up, be all old and stuff
Will (2:36:34 AM): “Miss Kirby, there's a call for you”
Sam (2:36:41 AM): you're younger than i am!
Will (2:36:43 AM): and then, you're gonna hear three words
Will (2:36:49 AM): “Come to Butthead”
Sam (2:37:01 AM): don't you think i'll be old too?
Will (2:37:12 AM): yeah
Will (2:37:13 AM): we'll both be old
Sam (2:37:24 AM): did i just ruin your fantasy?
Will (2:37:27 AM): nah
Will (2:37:31 AM): what if i'm in a coma?
Sam (2:37:34 AM): um, good?
Will (2:37:40 AM): will you do me if i'm hooked up to life support?
Jessica (2:37:46 AM): i hope so!!!!!!!!
Will (2:37:55 AM): i'm terrible
Sam (2:37:56 AM): i would insist on it!
Will (2:38:01 AM): lol
Will (2:38:03 AM): sweeeeeeet
Jessica (2:38:06 AM): i don't know, can you still do it like that?
Will (2:38:11 AM): i dunno
Sam (2:38:17 AM): oh sure you can!
Will (2:38:17 AM): probably
Jessica (2:38:17 AM): are you conscience?
Will (2:38:27 AM): nah
Will (2:38:31 AM): i'm on life support
Will (2:38:48 AM): god, this is morbid
Jessica (2:38:53 AM): well, see that's like doin a dead guy
Will (2:39:05 AM): a hypothetical death/ sex/ old people situation
Will (2:39:07 AM): i love you guys
(2:39:10 AM) Milton has entered the room.
me (2:39:12 AM): awww
Milton (2:39:23 AM): Milton is back
Jessica (2:39:24 AM): that's kinda sick
Jessica (2:39:29 AM): yea milton
Will (2:39:33 AM): yeah
Will (2:39:39 AM): you missed some funny
Milton (2:39:53 AM): Milton had to eat dinner
Jessica (2:39:59 AM): now will
Jessica (2:40:05 AM): s gonna save himself
Will (2:40:10 AM): lol
Jessica (2:40:11 AM): so he can have sam
Will (2:40:13 AM): no he ain't
Milton (2:40:15 AM): Milton's father brung Milton some McDonalds
Milton (2:40:22 AM): ?
me (2:40:22 AM): rock
Jessica (2:40:22 AM): hahaha
Milton (2:40:25 AM): hav Sam
Jessica (2:40:25 AM): rock on
Milton (2:40:30 AM): Save himself?
Milton (2:40:33 AM): wow
Milton (2:40:38 AM): Milton missed alot
me (2:40:39 AM): wait milton
Sam (2:40:41 AM): i missed something
Jessica (2:40:42 AM): yeah, you missed a lot
Will (2:40:59 AM): i'm still going for it
Shawn (2:41:04 AM): haha
Will (2:41:06 AM): now i just got a little insurance
Jessica (2:41:07 AM): hahaha
Jessica (2:41:12 AM): that's great
Sam (2:41:12 AM): no neccrophelia!
Will (2:41:18 AM): i know
Milton (2:41:18 AM): lol
Will (2:41:26 AM): i'll have to be alive and concious
Will (2:41:40 AM): because how would i know otherwise?
Jessica (2:41:47 AM): yeah?
Will (2:41:49 AM): it would be like not doing it at all
Milton (2:41:53 AM): what r we talkin about?
Jessica (2:41:53 AM): *shakes head*
Will (2:42:07 AM): Sam, you're a pal
Sam (2:42:13 AM): thanks, i guess
Will (2:42:18 AM): nothing says “I love you” like a death/sex pact
Sam (2:42:32 AM): don't i know it
Will (2:42:47 AM): lol
Jessica (2:43:01 AM): yeah, that's great
Will (2:43:06 AM): you probabky regretted saying that once you got done typing it, didn't you?
me (2:43:10 AM): Milton I sent it all to you
me (2:43:16 AM): the crazy talk, I mean
Sam (2:43:27 AM): nah
Sam (2:43:40 AM): i'd do anything for a friend
Will (2:43:41 AM): you'er a good friend
Will (2:43:49 AM): i swear, ya'll can all come to my bum parties
Jessica (2:43:58 AM): cool
me (2:44:00 AM): I've become on of those people that puts lyrics in thier journal
Jessica (2:44:04 AM): cool
Jessica (2:44:07 AM): cool
Jessica (2:44:08 AM): cool
Jessica (2:44:09 AM): cool
Jessica (2:44:10 AM): cool
me (2:44:11 AM): Sam is a VERY good friends
Jessica (2:44:12 AM): col
Jessica (2:44:14 AM): cool
me (2:44:16 AM): -s
Will (2:44:23 AM): we'll kick it in the back of my cardboard box
Sam (2:44:23 AM): thanks
Will (2:44:24 AM): yeah
Will (2:44:52 AM): yeah'
me (2:44:58 AM): HAHA
Milton (2:45:05 AM): WOW
Will (2:45:10 AM): lol
Sam (2:45:17 AM): i have no idea what the hell is going on
Will (2:45:27 AM): yeah
Sam (2:45:31 AM): first i'm talkin bout doin will
Will (2:45:42 AM): whoa
Sam (2:45:43 AM): and then we're talkin bout boxes
Will (2:45:50 AM): because we got into the bum thing
Jessica (2:45:53 AM): why are you in a cardboard box??
Will (2:45:57 AM): because i'm a bum
Jessica (2:45:58 AM): why are you a bum?
Will (2:46:00 AM): and i'm gonna be dying
Will (2:46:04 AM): because i'm poor
Sam (2:46:07 AM): but how did we get there in the first place?
Jessica (2:46:10 AM): oh
Will (2:46:11 AM): i dunno
Will (2:46:25 AM): it was just hypothetical
Jessica (2:46:27 AM): Will (2:36:31 AM): i'm gonna be some bum, and you're gonna be all famous and shit
Will (2:46:33 AM): yeah
me (2:46:42 AM): I'm going to be a bum too
Will (2:46:43 AM): and then i'm gonna be dying
Sam (2:46:45 AM): oh, i totally get it now
Will (2:46:55 AM): and you'll have to do a bum
Will (2:46:59 AM): because you promised
Jessica (2:47:05 AM): i'm gonna be a complete failure in all my attempts at success
Milton (2:47:09 AM): Milton is gonn be rich, powerful and corrupted
me (2:47:09 AM): we have to find some hot guy for me to do when I'm a bum and dying
Jessica (2:47:21 AM): milton??
Jessica (2:47:28 AM): how about Jamie??
me (2:47:28 AM): go milton
Milton (2:47:32 AM): Yes....
Will (2:47:34 AM): we can be bum-buddies, jenna
me (2:47:39 AM): yes!
Sam (2:47:45 AM): what will you die of?
Will (2:47:46 AM): like, park our cardboard boxes by each other
me (2:47:47 AM): this sounds good
Jessica (2:47:51 AM): set-up your boxes next to each other
Will (2:47:51 AM): liver failure
Milton (2:47:52 AM): and once Milton is all powerful milton's first target will be the goverment
me (2:48:02 AM): umm what's glamorous these days?
me (2:48:05 AM): wow
Milton (2:48:15 AM): yes...
Milton (2:48:31 AM): first milton will get the “public” to trust me
Sam (2:48:32 AM): oh, that's bearable
Sam (2:48:35 AM): onthin
Milton (2:48:43 AM): almost like the peguin in Batman Returns
Sam (2:48:43 AM): *nothin'
Sam (2:48:51 AM): contaigious, now
Milton (2:48:56 AM): or whatever the name of that movie is
me (2:48:58 AM): umm what's glamorous these days? <- what should I die of?
Jessica (2:49:00 AM): eating my moonpie
Will (2:49:03 AM): dude, if you'er planning world domination off of Batman Returns
Milton (2:49:06 AM): but milton is not gonna look lik that
Will (2:49:10 AM): you're gonna fail
Milton (2:49:16 AM): no, no, no
Will (2:49:19 AM): i mean, that movie sizzucked
Milton (2:49:22 AM): thatsa how it will start...
Milton (2:49:34 AM): me getting the public behind me
Sam (2:49:34 AM): milpool you sound italian
Will (2:49:47 AM): i just wanna run a hooters establisment
Will (2:49:51 AM): is that too much to ask????
Sam (2:49:58 AM): well, i'm not working there
Sam (2:50:06 AM): i'm already doing you
Milton (2:50:06 AM): Milton will give will a hooters if he helps milton
Jessica (2:50:07 AM): no, thats a good plan
Will (2:50:14 AM): whoa
Will (2:50:17 AM): i get a hooters
Milton (2:50:18 AM): yes...
Will (2:50:23 AM): sign me up, brother
Jessica (2:50:24 AM): i'll work
Milton (2:50:29 AM): “Come to Butthead”
Will (2:50:32 AM): lmao
Sam (2:50:43 AM): that's cuz you're a whore jess!
Jessica (2:50:49 AM): and??
Sam (2:50:56 AM): haha! how ironic of me!
Will (2:50:56 AM): whoa
Will (2:50:59 AM): this is getting interesting
Milton (2:51:00 AM): then after that Milton will sistamtically* destroy every part of the goverment
Sam (2:51:01 AM): get it!
Sam (2:51:20 AM): cuz i'm the one doin people
Will (2:51:24 AM): lol, yeah
Will (2:51:27 AM): you're doing me!!!!
Milton (2:51:33 AM): of cousre by then our president will be a robot
Sam (2:51:33 AM): and jess isn't even takin her clothes off
Milton (2:51:43 AM): so Milton will need jenna to help Milton
Jessica (2:51:47 AM): well, i guess i could.....
Milton (2:51:59 AM): reroot the robots commands
me (2:52:11 AM): hehehe
Milton (2:52:14 AM): and after that Milton would hav the robot president under control
me (2:52:16 AM): fun
Milton (2:52:25 AM): and of course Sam is gonna win a grammy
Jessica (2:52:32 AM): and me??
Will (2:52:34 AM): will there be robots that serve beer?
Milton (2:52:38 AM): so Milton will need her assistance
Sam (2:52:39 AM): i sing?
Milton (2:52:45 AM): in brian washin her fans
Will (2:52:51 AM): yeah
Will (2:53:06 AM): and after i get horrible disfigured in a grease fire at hooters she'll have to do me'
Will (2:53:16 AM): God i'm terrible
Milton (2:53:16 AM): no, no, no...sorry and Oscar
Will (2:53:19 AM): sorry ya'll
Jessica (2:53:23 AM): what about me???
Milton (2:53:34 AM): gettin to you
Jessica (2:53:40 AM): ok...
Sam (2:53:41 AM): oh, are you still talkin bout me?
Milton (2:53:49 AM): yea
Will (2:53:57 AM): whatcho talkin' about? (gary coleman voice)
Jessica (2:54:12 AM): will... your fun
Milton (2:54:17 AM): sam is gonna win and Oscar...not a grammy...and she is gonna help Milton brian wash her fans
Will (2:54:18 AM): thank you
Milton (2:54:28 AM): then Jessica
Jessica (2:54:29 AM): your welcome
Jessica (2:54:34 AM): yes??
Milton (2:54:50 AM): will hav to infiltrate “Fort Knocks”
Will (2:54:55 AM): lmao
Milton (2:55:01 AM): and place a tracking device on the gold
Sam (2:55:02 AM): i'm not infiltrating anything
Will (2:55:08 AM): jessica gets the bitch job!!
Jessica (2:55:08 AM): uh-huh?
Milton (2:55:13 AM): not finished
Will (2:55:20 AM): fort “knocks”
Will (2:55:25 AM): isnt' that spelled wrong?
Sam (2:55:27 AM): fart knocks!
Jessica (2:55:27 AM): for knockers
Milton (2:55:33 AM): then after that she is gonna appear to be my rival...
Will (2:55:34 AM): fart knocker
Will (2:55:39 AM): that's a B and B term
Sam (2:55:44 AM): yup!
Milton (2:55:53 AM): yes will fort knocks is spelled wrong
Jessica (2:56:04 AM): knox??
Will (2:56:11 AM): yes
Sam (2:56:11 AM): what cha gonna do bout it?
Milton (2:56:11 AM): i know
Will (2:56:11 AM): that's beter
Milton (2:56:13 AM): its a JOKE!!
Sam (2:56:20 AM): you're one to talk will!
Will (2:56:21 AM): i knizzow
Will (2:56:27 AM): i am?
Will (2:56:30 AM): how's that sam?
Jessica (2:56:34 AM): ok!!! FINISH MY ASSINGMENT!!
Sam (2:56:38 AM): “that's beter”?
Will (2:56:43 AM): lol
Will (2:56:46 AM): i'm so cool
Jessica (2:56:56 AM): MILTON!!!!!!!!
Sam (2:56:56 AM): i can't do somebody who can't spell
Milton (2:56:58 AM): so...Jessica will appear to be Milton's rival while Milton is finacing her whole operation
Will (2:57:01 AM): i need to be like this all the time
Jessica (2:57:06 AM): uh-huh
Sam (2:57:07 AM): tired?
Will (2:57:15 AM): oh my dear, you will find that my grammatical skills are impeccable
Shawn (2:57:19 AM): Jenna.. “Walk Away” is a freaking awesome song
Milton (2:57:21 AM): she will be appearing to do the sam thing as milton
Sam (2:57:22 AM): i'll bet
Milton (2:57:30 AM): but for the good side
Jessica (2:57:33 AM): uh-huh
Jessica (2:57:38 AM): i can do taht
Jessica (2:57:44 AM): and then we'll join forces
Milton (2:57:53 AM): then she will brian wash the rest of the world into following Milton
Sam (2:57:59 AM): with our powers combined...
Milton (2:58:06 AM): SO MILTON WILL BE ALL POWERFUL
Will (2:58:09 AM): yeah
Will (2:58:18 AM): and i'll still have a hooters
Jessica (2:58:18 AM): and I'
Will (2:58:20 AM): and have nothing to do with it
Sam (2:58:21 AM): Captain Planet, he's our hero...
Milton (2:58:22 AM): AND EVERyONE CAN HAV WHAT EVER THEY WANT!!!
Jessica (2:58:23 AM): ll still be working there
Sam (2:58:36 AM): and i'll still have to do you
Will (2:58:37 AM): lol, don't work at hooters
Milton (2:58:39 AM): jenna gets a SUPER COMPUTER
Will (2:58:40 AM): lol
Will (2:58:46 AM): you'll have to do a hooters owner
me (2:58:47 AM): ROCK
Will (2:58:51 AM): damn, that's embarrasing
Sam (2:58:56 AM): yep, that's right
Milton (2:58:59 AM): WIll gets a HOOTERS
Will (2:59:03 AM): lol
Will (2:59:08 AM): i love to hear him say that
Will (2:59:10 AM): lmfao
Will (2:59:12 AM): Hooters
Will (2:59:13 AM): damn
Sam (2:59:14 AM): how are their buffalo wings?
Milton (2:59:20 AM): lol
Will (2:59:20 AM): i dunno, never been there
Milton (2:59:25 AM): MUWHAHAHAHA
Sam (2:59:33 AM): hmmm
Will (2:59:36 AM): “will gets a hooters”
Jessica (2:59:37 AM): its a house of sin....
Will (2:59:39 AM): lmao
Will (2:59:44 AM): that's funny as hell
Will (2:59:48 AM): get your hooters on
Milton (2:59:51 AM): and SAM AND JESSCIA CAN HAV WHATEVER THEY'LL ASK FOR
Sam (2:59:52 AM): you're going to hell
Will (2:59:57 AM): nag
Jessica (3:00:00 AM): my house should be a house of prayer
Sam (3:00:02 AM): it'll be a party
Will (3:00:02 AM): me and jesus are tight
Milton (3:00:06 AM): lol
Sam (3:00:11 AM): yeah, i'll bet
Jessica (3:00:12 AM): but you have made it a den of thieves!!
Milton (3:00:13 AM): Jessica: my house should be a house of prayer
Milton (3:00:23 AM): Jessica: but you have made it a den of thieves!!
me (3:00:31 AM): so who cares if this all goes in my journal?
Will (3:00:32 AM): thank you jesus
Will (3:00:35 AM): i don't
Will (3:00:40 AM): put my name in it!
Sam (3:00:42 AM): people who live in glass houses shouldn't, because this is what happens!
Milton (3:00:52 AM): lol
Jessica (3:00:56 AM): thats cool
Milton (3:01:02 AM): Milton gives you full premission
Will (3:01:02 AM): people who live in glass houses should be hot and run around naked so that i can see them
Will (3:01:07 AM): holy crap, i said that out loud
Jessica (3:01:13 AM): hahahaha
Jessica (3:01:18 AM): that's why we love will
Sam (3:01:19 AM): unless they work @ hooters?
Milton (3:01:19 AM): of course all proceeds are ti be donated back to Milton
Will (3:01:28 AM): working at hooters
Will (3:01:32 AM): i wish i worked at hooters
Sam (3:01:41 AM): i don't think you do will
Jessica (3:01:45 AM): the procedes of the naked people in the glass house??
Milton (3:01:46 AM): MILTON OWNS HOOTERS
Will (3:01:47 AM): you knjow, if its your birthday they'll give you a free shirt there
Jessica (3:01:51 AM): i dont think you want wills
Will (3:01:51 AM): lmfao!!
Sam (3:01:53 AM): they'd make you wear half a shirt
Will (3:01:57 AM): milton owns hooters
Will (3:02:01 AM): that's funny as hell
Will (3:02:02 AM): lmao!!
Will (3:02:06 AM): i'm on the floor
Milton (3:02:11 AM): MILTON IS A HOOTER GOD
Milton (3:02:13 AM): lol
Sam (3:02:17 AM): htne how are you typing?
Will (3:02:19 AM): Milton: MILTON OWNS HOOTERS
Will (3:02:30 AM): lmao
Jessica (3:02:31 AM): HOOTER GOD??
Will (3:02:32 AM): that's great
Sam (3:02:40 AM): i prefer to call them who-whos
Will (3:02:41 AM): milton owns hooters
Will (3:02:42 AM): lol