So I'm looking over my site stats today, and I discover that the top three keywords for getting to my site are:
1. whore
2. Whore
3. house
Upon further investigation, I learn that people are searching for “Whore house” or “whore house” and getting to me. Intrigued, I decide to search for me. I go to google.com and enter “whore house” into the box.
Results: I am at the top of page 5. Number 41.
No, I'm not kidding.
So, cult members (and anyone else), I desperately need your help.
We are going to try to build a google bomb. Google is a funny search engine: it not only delivers search results if the words appear on the page, but if the words appear in links to the page. (Adam Mathes explains all at that link. If you are confused there is also more info here.)
I want the top search result for “whore house”, mainly for my own amusement.
So these are your instructions: simply add a link to jennatollerson.com reading whore house. If you want to look less weird or something it can say Jenna's whore house. If you can give it a permanent place on your front page, because it will be deemed more important by the google spiders crawling your website for info.
And if this works, you, my minions, will be handsomely rewarded.
Speaking of which, if you haven't yet, join the cult.
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