Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

Weirdest dream ever.

I'm living in this house, and for some reason my clothes are on the other side of the house. I could wait to call out to someone to bring them too me, but I'm late for something plus I have to pee really bad so I decide to make a break for it, because the bathroom is also on the wrong side of the house. I have to rush down the long hallway that every room is off of (of course my room is at one end and my destination is at the other). Almost everyone who lives with me is watching Wheel of Fourtune in the living room and laughing their heads off, at random times for no real reason. I peer into the room and some of them are naked too, just lounging around like that.

I feel home free until I have to walk by the kitchen, where this dude from my New Media class (who is late almost every day) is sitting in the doorway on a stool, leaning against the door frame and talking on the phone. (The phone is yellow and it's got that spirally cord coming around the corner from where the base is). He is also completely naked. I am not happy. He smiles and kinda waves at me when I pass in a friendly I'm-on-the-phone way as if everybody being naked is inconsequential.

Finally I get my clothes and I walk over to where the bathroom is and when I am about to go in, a handicapped man taps me on the shoulder and asks to go first. For some reason in the dream I know that even though this is the house where I live, we have designated Men and Women's bathrooms, so I'm a little annoyed, but I let him go first, I think because of my polite Southern upbringing. By this time I'm cramping I have to go so bad and I hear the dude pull out a newspaper!

Then my alarm went off. And immediately I knew I needed some relief.

So to have really weird dreams don't consume anything weird, or watch a scary movie, or listen to strange music while you sleep. Just drink a giant glass of water right before you pass out! Works way too well for my taste.