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March 30, 2005 - 1:11am
Usually we at the House do not sink to low levels of depavity for a cheap laugh. Although we are in fact depraved, and cheap, we usually like to reveal it in a more intimate fashion than the Internet.
However, in lieu of being able to post anything of greater length at this time, we submit this card, sent to my dear friend and roommmate Abie by her man in the UK, David.
I will warn you, it's not for the kids (and probably not safe for work).
If you need to procure such a card for your sweetie, the information for the company making this card was on the back:
I can promise you that Abie and David are still together. This kind of humor makes sense to them.
Sickos.
Ha.
March 30, 2005 - 4:45pm
I can still barely believe he sent this to me. It's so horrible.... but funny in a wrong sort of way. hahaha
March 31, 2005 - 6:31am
Hello there Ms Jenna
Ive just found this, your very own webjournal, wooo! This rocks! congratulations and celebrations Youve got yourself another reader:)
So yeah the card, it cracked me up soooo much in the shop, i hope your not too scared by it, but hey if all else fails you can quote the joke at the next family gathering, it will go down a treat :)
Keep up the good work, your super fantastic
David x
