Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

La Petite Mort

April 5, 2005 - 8:11pm

“You know, I myself have always had a joke that I need an alarm clock that has an arm that comes out and slaps me the face.”

“Well I'm sure that could be arranged, for a small fee.”

“You think so?”

“Yeah, and then you'd have an alarm clock that both wakes you up and gives you pleasure.” Neil grinned slyly. This was not worksafe.

I turned bright red, and covered my face with the ten page document I was formatting.

My face is getting hot again just thinking about it.

...

I said my face, you sickos.

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