“You know, I myself have always had a joke that I need an alarm clock that has an arm that comes out and slaps me the face.”
“Well I'm sure that could be arranged, for a small fee.”
“You think so?”
“Yeah, and then you'd have an alarm clock that both wakes you up and gives you pleasure.” Neil grinned slyly. This was not worksafe.
I turned bright red, and covered my face with the ten page document I was formatting.
My face is getting hot again just thinking about it.
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I said my face, you sickos.
You are reading the life, times, and general musings of Jenna Tollerson. I am an independent web developer living in and around Athens, Georgia, USA. [read more]