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Abie's hilarious explanation of concert goer types. Nearly 5 years old, but still entirely true.
- sweaty shirtless moshers
- these are the guys that make me smell like sweaty boy when i get home afterwards. they usually start off with a shirt, but then it disintegrates. so they're left shirtless. now no guy without major muscles can be in this category. thats just the way it is. these guys are all about moshing. they like to slime as many people they can with sweat. dammit, they are amusing and great. but don't push them (punch them instead), cuz since they're so sweaty, all that you will have accomplished is getting icky sweat all over yourself.
- rabbit guys
- let me explain this. rabbit guys. i've heard that how you dance is how you fuck. so these guys are screwed..but not literally. they are the ones with ABSOLUTELY no rhythm, and hop about in an insanely annoying sense.
- boys who are afraid to mosh
- bitches.
I was nearly knocked unconscious once by a rabbit guy's overly enthusiastic unpredictable head banging. I had to leave the crowd and go sit down. True story.
You are reading the life, times, and general musings of Jenna Tollerson. I am an independent web developer living in and around Athens, Georgia, USA. [read more]
