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Not for the Kids

October 18, 2005 - 6:46pm

My former roommate Emily works as an intelligence executive (i.e. librarian), and a few days a week she sends out a “Title of the Day” e-mail, the content of which is culled from reading only the covers of the books she handles each day. Her commentary in this e-mail, however, is especially priceless:

Ladies and Gents,
The title of the day is “Pornified: How pornography is transforming our lives, our relationships, and our families.”

Consequently, the word of the day shall be “pornified.” Say it out loud. PORNIFIED. so satisfying. Use it in a sentence — “Bobby Joe went down to the adult video store over yonder, and done got himself pornified.”

There is something very dooce-like about Emster's writing style, don't cha think?

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