Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

I had a dream that I was driving around Winder and everything was the same except there was a giant house built on the road between the Downtown Car Wash and the old jail—I think the car wash was completely gone. I pulled into a parking lot next to a idling black Town Car; in the backseat I could see Kelly Ripa texting on her cell phone and even more inexplicably Patrick Duffy was sitting next to her drinking a highball. Naturally I hopped out of my car and hopped in next to Kelly.

At first they were both a little alarmed, but thanks to dream logic they figured out pretty quickly that I meant no harm. Patrick Duffy then totally ignored me but Kelly Ripa so was freaking nice. Sweet as you could expect a celebrity appearing in your own dream to be.

I kept trying to post to Twitter that I was hanging out in a Town Car with Kelly Ripa and Patrick Duffy1, but everytime I looked at what I'd typed into the Twitter client on my cell phone it looked like gibberish. I kept deleting the text and starting over, and somewhere around my fourth delete and retype I realized I was dreaming2.

Frustrated I violently and repeatedly pounded my phone into the seat next to me, when suddenly it was all over and I was in my room.

1. 1. Because obviously, though unfortunately, if you are my age from my background Twittering is what you do when you meet a celebrity
2. 2. According to the movie Waking Life, a favorite of mine, being unable to decipher text is a big clue you are dreaming