Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

“The trick is, tell a nearby geek the trivia of your life, and they’ll remember it better than you do. And vice-versa.” [this bit is totally CB and me], “Arclight is trying to convince the Star Wars line to move to Arclight because, well, the movie is actually playing there and not at the theater they are waiting at.”, “Ice is back with my brand-new invention.”, being called out on my mostly vanilla but still inappropriate BDSM tendencies while in the office, checking out my Technorati results and finding a new link from a VIP, making server magic for friends and family, listening to Let Go by Frou Frou (at least 61 times so far, says iTunes), soaking up as much time as I can with my soon–to–be–absent–from– my–day–to–day HGB, learning to be honest with myself about what I want

“You know, I myself have always had a joke that I need an alarm clock that has an arm that comes out and slaps me the face.”

“Well I'm sure that could be arranged, for a small fee.”

“You think so?”

“Yeah, and then you'd have an alarm clock that both wakes you up and gives you pleasure.” Neil grinned slyly. This was not worksafe.

I turned bright red, and covered my face with the ten page document I was formatting.

My face is getting hot again just thinking about it.

...

I said my face, you sickos.

Usually we at the House do not sink to low levels of depavity for a cheap laugh. Although we are in fact depraved, and cheap, we usually like to reveal it in a more intimate fashion than the Internet.

However, in lieu of being able to post anything of greater length at this time, we submit this card, sent to my dear friend and roommmate Abie by her man in the UK, David.

I will warn you, it's not for the kids (and probably not safe for work). Read More »