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While There Were A Couple Instances Where I Had to Get Crunk On Somebody, I Truly Had a Fantastic Time

April 9, 2005 - 2:59am

To party with the people you work with is actually way more fun than it sounds. I'm too tired and a little too boozed up to be writing this, but I am. I won't remember these fine details tomorrow.

My first favorite quote of the night, delivered in a steady, calm deadpan, “You know you like them. They're the motherfuckin Beatles, for chrissake.”

My second favorite quote of the night, delivered by a raving drunk. “I'm Robin Williams!”

“Are you?”

(Forlorn.) “No, actually, Nicole's Robin Williams. I wish I was Robin Williams.”

But by far, my absolute favorite, unmatched highlights went something like this:

“Neil loves you! He talks about you all the time. He thinks you're magnificent.”

“Really, you think that?” I said to him.

“Of course. Because you are.”

...

“Jenna, promise me you'll graduate.”

“Neil, I promise you I will graduate someday. Before I'm thirty, at least.”

“That's not good enough. It needs to be sooner.”

“How soon?”

“You just need to finish, soon.”

“Why?”

“Because you deserve it.”

...

“Travis, would you describe me as magnificent?”

“Jenna, you are so much more than that.”

...

The theme, at times, seemed to be ‘Jenna Lovefest 2005’.

Neil: “Jenna has the most amazing vocabulary of anyone I know.”

Jenna: “It's just because I read voraciously as a child.”

Katie: “What does voraciously mean?”

Yes folks, that's exactly how it happened.

I have the best super power ever.

And I have the best friends ever. And I do rash things like buy them very expensive bottles of tequila just so they won't forget me.

I'm such a glutton for love.

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