Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

J: “I hate tomatoes.”
W: “Really? I hate tomatoes too but I like ketchup.”
J: “You people that only like one or the other are the real weirdos.”
W: “Ketchup and tomatoes are not the same.”
J: “I hate all things tomato-e. They are both in the tomato family.”
W: “But you can like one and not the other. It's like liking steaks but not—”
J: “—Hamburgers?”
W: “—no—like a steak all mashed up and ground into a paste. Like a steak shake.”
J: “There's no such thing.”
W: “Because no one likes it!”
J: “But there are people who like ketchup! That's a false analogy because steak shakes don't exist!”
W: “It makes sense.”
J: “No it doesn't. You need to come up with a better analogy your analogy sucks.”

Pause.

W: “Shut up.” (Puts on headphones to block out laughter).

“How's your day, Jenna?”

“Ahhh...” Sighs. Gives him sleepy puppy look.

“That good, huh?”

“Well, long story short: was out until 5 o'clock this morning, and am now drinking Powerade dosed with Morning Relief Alka-Seltzer”

“Ah. Good times.”

“Yeah.” [long pause as actual work goes on] “It's funny; when I stay out late and drink too much, I wake up hungover, but I always make it to work on time.”

“Hmm. Maybe you should do that more often.”

“Yeah, I think so.”